Lunch Money is stupid

Can you believe that "helicopter parents" give their kids cash to by cheeseburgers at the school cafeteria? its stupid.

I want to give my kid a debit card that i can refill over the internet, I expect that card to be good at all the vending machines and cafeteria and even surrounding eateries. I expect to be able to go on the web and track how many chili fries my fat bastard ate in a day, and a nutritional breakdown of said chili fry consumption.

I expect nutritional marketers (coke, pepsi and crisco) to pay for all of this for the liberty to track millions of fat teenagers eating habits. I then expect them to reward my little bobby hill points for healthy eating.

and because were talking about the future, I want the kids to stick the cards into excercise equipment and track their workout habits.

the card should also grant them internet access and i want to look at that.